October 2011
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Sitcoms have permanently damaged me.
Sometimes I’ll randomly look at empty spaces as if there’s a camera there, and then I make an honest expression of what I’m feeling and offend the people I’m talking to. They also may or not think I have mental issues.
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A very TSN Halloween →
textinandscones:
- Zombieland : Zombies and Jesse Eisenberg, where can you go wrong?
- 30 Minutes or Less: Abduction, explosions, Gorilla Masks and a BOMB!
- Red Riding: Mutiliation, the 70s and Murder
-Never Let Me Go: Creepy clones programmed to LIKE Kiera Knightly! THE HORROR!
- Boy A:…
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I'm helpless without your warming smile: Oh sweet... →
high-fivingamillionangels:
thatwasnotveryravenofyou:
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This means she went back to my blog (several days after I wrote the review). And clearly must have scrolled through some posts, checked out some things, maybe read some fanfic who knows, and eventually must have read the post…
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isthismicrophonelive:
The Social Network is awful. You think that’s because of its glorious cast and script, or do you think it’s because all David Fincher films are awful? For the record, it may look like just a Facebook movie but your creys will be so powerful and it’s so yellow you’ll barely notice anything about Facebook. It’s a movie to be avoided, as in if you watch it you’ll get sucked...
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I just remembered something that happened last night. I didn’t remember it before and it’s a miracle I remember it now, because I was shit faced drunk.
But.
Apparently there was a guy begging me to let him lick me. Literally lick me.
I think I said no.
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I hate when God creates people like Jesse Eisenberg and just expects us to be able do deal with it. It’s like “great, now I have to deal with his face”.
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